Crypto-investing hamster Mr. Gox died, rival Warren Buffett


The most famous rodent that boasted the financial portfolio has passed away.

Mr. Goxx – a Twitch-streaming, cryptocurrency-trading hamster who beat his performance from Warren Buffett’s small desk in a cage somewhere in Germany – is dead.

“We were scared to this day and are really shocked to see it happen,” Mr. Goxx’s anonymous, 30-something German owner Tweeted Rodents 18,000 Twitter followers Wednesday. “In deep sorrow, we need to announce the loss of our beloved furry friend.”

Farbal’s financial career and subsequent Internet fame stemmed from a joke among men who wanted to prove a point about the randomness of success in the digital currency industry.

“We were joking that my hamster would be able to make smarter investment decisions than we humans,” Jody Told the BBC. “Most people of our generation seem to see no other option than throwing away their savings in the crypto market. There is no clue what’s going on there.”

His humor is Mr. Gox had quite a career, and he achieved great success and celebrity by running his “cycle of purpose” and making decisions by invoking business hours.

Rodent house and headquarters.
@mr_goxx courtesy of

“Mr. Goxx has brought joy to people all over the world and reminded us not to take life too seriously. He also shed light on the darkest moments of the epidemic, inflation and many other problems, ”continued the applause through a Twitter thread.

Pocket-sized investors “showed no signs of serious illness” before they passed, apart from “some kidney problems.” After eating a normal amount of hamster food on Sunday, he stopped eating and died peacefully in his sleep Monday morning.

Crypto investment hamster dies
Hamster’s “Computer.”
@mr_goxx courtesy of

“For those of us behind Goxx Capital, the situation is difficult to grasp, and questions about the potential continuity of the project are not relevant to us (currently, we are leaving everything intact). Goxx wrote his grieving father. He noted that he would never die in cryptowers. End the thread with thanks to Goxx.

“You’ll miss out, and your memory will remain on the blockchain forever.”

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