LONDON – Harry and Meghan, the new reality show of former royals, has proven one thing: Meghan Markle really is a terrific actress. We saw elements of this when he played second fiddle in Suits. Never a star despite what he’s hyped about.
The biggest revelation so far is Meghan Markle’s ever-changing smile, who, like Wallace, debuted her new teeth in the show’s final episode. A cartoon series with Gromit, not Wallis as in The Simpsons. He flashes his new teeth at every opportunity. You would be too. After all, they cost former royal Prince Harry dearly. But back to the plot.
What did we learn?
If I were Netflix, I’d think it’s like an old tired soap opera with all the best lines and drama before another trash fest that’s Oprah Winfrey.
Like Sunset Boulevard’s Norma Desmond, Meghan Markle has reiterated that she has no idea what a royal walk is, despite watching endless documentaries about the late Princess Diana. We’re going to have to believe this lie and Harry’s claim that Meghan knew how to behave as she prepared to meet Queen Elizabeth II for the first time.
PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE DIVIDE INTIMATE DETAILS ABOUT THEIR FIRST COSTUME IN THE DOCUMENTARY ‘HARRY AND MEGAN’
I mean, it’s definitely a script where neither of them can keep a straight line.
Next up was the piece’s Greta Garbo – single mother Doria Ragland, photographed alone, as she was at the royal wedding. What did he reveal? He didn’t know Harry was for his daughter.
Of course, food and tickets were never mentioned, but regardless of whether Meghan Markle likes to make it rain as her “truth”, we must not forget that she is actively looking for an English husband and hit the jackpot with baby Harry.
Similarly, Harry seems delusional that people might be surprised that he, a ginger, could land such a beautiful woman with brains. After all, what was Meghan Markle but a cable TV actress? Either way, he convinced her that he put power above all else.
So far, the biggest problem with the first three episodes is simply that: it’s boring. And I mean this with sincere concern. I mean, if it’s the best, what stories are rejected?
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The latest on Archie’s birthday and photos of his daughter Lilibeth that we’ve never seen before? And now we know why. They are there to promote a sick TV show, it’s so transparent. Meghan Markle made sure to use the late Prince Philip, ignoring Harry’s first global attack on the royal family with Oprah as he lay on his deathbed. Aside from the usual racist remarks and comments, did they really have it?
I mean honestly. Netflix lost thousands of subscribers and got acres of free advertising from the hapless duo in return. But as a show, it’s a bomb because nothing in their story stands. Even when they first met, like many of the inconsistencies in the horror podcast he hosted, it took years to do so. Nothing is really real.
Worse yet, there is more to come. But if she doesn’t reveal that the late Queen secretly hates royal life, I can see Meghan Markle and Harry being in a real tight spot at family gatherings.
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Still, it may not be long before the hapless duo turn to reality TV. Also, Prince Harry, because Meghan Markle does not fall to this level. But Harry was happy to leave his once loving family, and despite what he said, he really was very close to her and loved her.
Everything changes when he meets a blushing actress named Meghan Markle, who is interested in global power, fame and walking the red carpet, all of which her father abandoned when she was disposable.
Netflix needs to answer three questions in the next installment to make it a hit. What happened to his father? Can he address the moonshot and molestation claims? How long does she see this marriage last?
If these bombs are left, expect even more people to leave the streaming giant. But guess what? As with everything, it won’t be Meghan Markle’s fault.